Joke Archive

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.